Friday, December 9, 2011

Stumbling through a Backlog part 8

http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/plc/communication/valerie.htm
I love sarcasm, it's for me how I communicate my voice (right along appearing completely disinterested). However, even for a daily practitioner of this caustic language I learned a lot out of this article. For guys you might be suprised how women view sarcasm and vice versa. While it might come out as a wall of text, the article's a suprisingly good read, if you're not completely incompetent.

http://thumbpress.com/10-unusual-and-fascinating-animals/
This planet has so many crazy animals that it's nice to get a list of highlights (go to cracked.com for some of the creepier ones) These, for better or worse, are not among the real animals. From the Hodag of Wisconsin (very close to my old Boy Scout camp...comforting...) to the Fiji mermaids, this list covers some of the most famous and unique hoaxes and myths. Personally, I'd like a pet Skvader?

http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/1012/war-of-current/transparency.jpg
This graphic compares the two geniuses of the end of the 19th century, Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla. As shown, both men lived astonishing lives, and bitterly fought until they lost a joint Nobel Prize. I guess compromising isn't all that bad after all... Anyway, my vote's for Tesla, after reading from this how Edison scammed him, but go decide for yourself.

Stumbling through a Backlog part 7

http://www.buzzfeed.com/microsofthotmail/things-hipsters-do-to-be-ironic-but-are-actually-a-4iv0
Very very true. Even though I basically live in hipster central, and despite my desire to not be one, hipsters do good sometimes. I ride a fixed gear bike,and it's pretty sturdy and much easier to fix than some big mountian bike. Plus, farmer's markets are schweet and a must visit for anyone, you can find the best stuff there. Finally, I love my skinny jeans. There, I said it, happy mom? All jokes aside, the more we can do to be our unique and awesome selves while reducing our impact on the environment the better. As cliche as it sounds, we do only have one Earth.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/alabama-cant-find-anyone-fill-illegal-immigrants-old-jobs/45829/
Now don't get me wrong, illegal immigration is an issue, but being heavy-handed fixes nothing. This is a great article in the wake of Alabama's draconian policies fininganyone who even unwittingly employs illegal immigrants as workers. Karma much? The best part is the solutions, especially since Alabama is so right wing. Prisoners as workers? That's government intervention and dangerous! Come on, at least keep your ideology straight.

http://www.raptitude.com/2010/03/40-belief-shaking-remarks-from-a-ruthless-nonconformist/
Before talking about this article, let me clear some stuff up about Nietzche. No, he didn't justify Naziism, that was his sister, yes he did have syphillis, no that didn't make him crazy. That said, Nietzche is one of the most formative authors for the 21st century, providing inspiration to some of the best movies (The Matrix for example) and providing a great example of how we can all undertake a hero's journey to be a superman, Nietzche is a must-read for anyone. As a bonus, you'll finally understand Fight Club.

Stumbling through a Backlog part 6

http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/security/232300027/the-10-biggest-security-stories-of-2011.htm
Internet security's a big deal nowadays. From the inventive bastards at Lulzsec taking down PSN to the Iranian government using Twitter to round up dissidents during the Green Revolution, we are all affected by this. Even though the idealists were optimistic Bout the possiblity of the Internet to change the world for the better, this just goes to show that there's a dark side to the Internet, one that we must all be aware of.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8846577/Anonymous-hacktivists-target-child-abuse-websites.html
And then there's stuff like this. For those of you who don't know, Anonymous is an Internet collective responsible for some of the weirder aspects of pop culture, such as "U mad?" While they are often described as the Internet hate machine, sometimes by themselves, every once in a while they do something good. Here some hacktivists took down one of the largest child porn networks online, and provided the data to the FBI to arrest the members of the network. Perhaps the most heartening part of this story is that this is only the beginning of "Operation Darknet," a widespread takedown of child pornographers. To hear more about anon, as they call themselves, look on reddit or any tech news website.

http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
For the final post, here are some gems from everyone's favorite profession, lawyers. Although I come from a legal family, even the practicing members admit it gets silly sometimes. The nature of the justice system is to protect people's rights, but sometimes the focus on precise wording means that nonsensical things have to happen and the obvious questions have to be asked. Regardless, I highly reccommend this to all, even those who don't have lawyer parents or friends.
Stay stumbling!

Stumbling through a Backlog part 5

http://www.highexistence.com/mind-blowing-story-talking-to-god/
In a time when all our love for each other is leaving, when all goodwill is gone, when all the internet talks about is atheists versus christians, something like this comes along. I'm not sure if it's real or fake or just meant to be real, but it doesn't matter. This piece describes a conversation with a being that's pretty close to God talking about the evolution of civilizations with an atheist, and it's done very well. Maybe if enough people read this, we might have some advancement, and maybe that goodwill will come back. One can only hope.

http://www.good.is/post/synthetic-life-is-born-er-synthesized/
Dear god, it's frankenbacteria? Huh. This is a pretty short article, but it's kinda awesome. Evidently a mad scientist has fully created a new DNA sequence that can replicate itself naturally. I guess the genetic revolution is here, so where the hell is my Bioshock-esque lighting hands? Jokes aside, this is amazing and can have spectacular implications for our life on this rock. A must read.

http://mashable.com/2011/12/08/interactive-tabletop/
Want. That's pretty much all I can say about this interactive tabletop that lets people order from the table that seems pretty much like the iPad I'm writing this on. However, what does this mean for all the waiters? Are we going to start losing jobs to machines? Eh, I'll worry about it once the Republican Presidental Canidates start using it to beat down Ron Paul.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Stumbling through a Backlog part 4

http://www.ranker.com/list/7-disney-princesses-that-make-the-worst-role-models/molly-mahan
Total disclaimer on this one, I love Disney movies, even though I'm a college kid. That said, this is so true. In a world where we have Tottlers and Tiaras, someone's gotta call BS and say "I don't care how nice a story this is, the princess is a terribad role model!" I mean come on, isn't society dumb enough already? Let's start riffing and ripping on these things until a good role model comes out.

http://theweek.com/article/index/208561/why-do-smart-kids-grow-up-to-be-heavier-drinkers
Disclosure: I have an IQ well above genius, so this one caught my eye fairly quickly. Everyone knows that kid who can drink like a tank but gets straight As, well it turns out that's pretty normal. According to this article, the smart members of a group are more likely to engage in risk-taking activities, in this case getting plastered. So now you know, the best in the class isn't drinking because he can, it's because it's too hard to deal with the dumb legacy kid when sober. (To any legacy kids, you're not dumb, some are though, so watch out!)

http://theweek.com/article/index/208561/why-do-smart-kids-grow-up-to-be-heavier-drinkers
RIP Steve Jobs, but let's face it, this guy just made pretty stuff and learned from other's mistakes. Not that there's anything wrong with those two lessons, let's just not deify this guy any more than he has already. That said, I wish everything was as asthetically pleasing as my Macbook, although there are some issues with it. (I'm writing this on my iPad because of a logic board error.) It's sort of hard to get mad at something so pretty, even if it does dent way too easily.

Stumbling through a Backlog part 3

http://www.nerve.com/movies/five-short-films-inside-longer-ones
Having just seen the Social Network for my English class (incidently the source of this blog), I was suprised to see it mentioned on one of my personal favorite websites, and even more pleased to stumbleupon it. This scene was one of my favorites, but the movie in general is fantastic. I highly recommend it and all the other movies on this list to anyone, and the site in general. Enjoy!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=231,904,372,662%3A4
Another great little generator, this time about everyone's favorite conservative crazy nutjob (apart from that guy who runs Conservapedia). This fun thing takes the random stuff Glenn Beck said and wrote on his now-defunct Fox News show and jumbles it all up into inane and incoherent ramblings about a new world order and socialism and all the other right-wing buzzwords. Although you have to respect the guy for kicking his addiction to ADD meds, this guy should not be allowed in the public spotlight if I can hear these coming out of his mouth.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-introverts-corner/201102/mistakes-introverts-make
I'm gonna come right out and say it, I'm an introvert. I'm not the most social person, I suck at small talk, and I'd prefer to stay inside and play with my gadgets than go to a huge party, but this helps to remind me that a little human contact is good for the soul. Basically don't become a hermit, no matter how tempting it is, and have some friends you can hang out with. If anyone you know is an introvert, don't be pushy, but give them this, it may help next time you two are having trouble talking.

Stumbling through a Backlog, part 2

http://www.thelastgoddess.com/wordpress/2011/05/05/zombie-proof-house-keeps-the-undead-and-jehovahs-witnesses-at-bay/
I can only imagine the conversations this house would bring. Imagine one moment your guests are enjoying the view from the second floor deck when suddenly, a metal sheet cuts off their vision. That's not even the strongest parts, big black slabs of rock block off windows and the bridge to the connected pool even draws up, almost like a medival castle. Although supposedly to keep out "zombies, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses," the real question is whether your friends are to be counted alongside those groups. After all, wouldn't it be comforting when you're feeling tethered by your phone and computer, to just close it all off with a big chunk of granite? Unfortunately, your friends are probably smarter than zombies, and they'll probably find a way in, electronically or otherwise...

http://heritage-key.com/blogs/malcolmj/10-reasons-why-socrates-still-relevant-today
Oh Socrates, you old gadfly you. Even though he annoyed the leaders of Athens so much they forced him to commit suicide by drinking hemlock, he still manages to question us today. This article does a pretty good job of showing how this old crack is still relevant. From reminding us to be happy to warn against materialism, his messages such as they were are even more necessary in an age of rampant greed. Hold up, happiness above materials, civil disobedience, Socrates was part of the 99%!

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/patients.shtml
Just when you thought doctors, those guys who spend thousands of dollars on extra schooling to keep us all healthy, actually got smarter from it, something like this comes along. Although some of the mistakes, such as "Discharge status: Alive but without permission" make sense once you've thought about it, some are just straight up mysteries. For example, how does someone leave their white blood cells in a different hospital? I guess it goes to show that no matter how much learning you do, you're only human.

Stumbling through a Backlog, part 1

http://freespace.virgin.net/markr.rowe/fb-history/fb-history.htm
Have you ever had that friend who asks the weirdest questions, like what if George Washington had a Twitter? Well, apparently my friend wasn't the only one, as some bored Internet denizen made this comic showing famous events from history as if you were facebook friends with them. While light-hearted, it does cause some deeper questions. Would Abraham Lincoln have been too busy trying to become the mayor of the White House to give the Gettysburg Address? Would Thomas Jefferson be too distracted texting George Washington to write the Declaration of Independence? I'd hope not, but it does cause one to worry about how much productivity is lost by plugging into Facebook. I know I procrastinate, what about the rest of the world?

http://www.feng-shui-house.net/hunted-house/
Now this one is especially creepy because I happen to go to school near Albany. This abandoned girl's school would be especially spooky at night, but thankfully (or perhaps not so much) there is talk of demolishing the school for condominiums, but this raises another question. Who in God's name would want to live somewhere knowing that building used to stand there?

http://mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/
Thank god for something finally lighthearted! Even though I like to think of myself as open-minded, some of these facts suprised me. Did you know Albert Einstein, the great physicist, couldn't even drive a car? Or that Time magazine was supposed to originally be called Destiny? The greatest part is that you can submit your own facts and vote on others, so give it a whirl and learn some facts that may suprise you. I leave you with this random fact: before coffee, beer was the morning breakfast beverage of choice in America. Pretty sure that holds true for some college kids still...